I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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