if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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