i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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