just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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