Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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