Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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