Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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