He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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