is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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