Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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