I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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