check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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