Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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