Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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