my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
