4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I wish i was in the wii world.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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