Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
