Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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