I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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