he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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