Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I'm having to shit out rocks
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