Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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