Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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