We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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