You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I think my vagina is haunted
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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