she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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