U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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