We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
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