My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm at about main and main street
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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