Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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