she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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