i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
BRING THE BAGELS
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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