I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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