just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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