Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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