marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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