make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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