Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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