What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just had sex on a roof
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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