Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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