is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize