WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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