I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
how drunk are you?
Several
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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