he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Still dying that you shit outside
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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