we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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