Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Randomize
