how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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