I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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