Your face is a jimmy john
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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