To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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