So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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