I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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