ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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