the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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